March 30 - "But Ms. D, we're just BFF sisters!'
March 13 - "Ms. D you look like a summer breeze!"
February 29 - Teacher "It's like you read my mind" Student "It's probably because I have ESPN Ms. D"
December 7 - "I know my nubermur is Right becuasea I you's my mind"
November 8 - "In our classroom we only have one teachers. I like that better because when there are two teachers one is teaching and one is breathing down your neck." Glad to see I'm so loved
November 2 - Write a sentence using the word women. "Women are stupid."
October 5 - Teacher "What happens when you throw a plastic bottle into a land fill?" Student "The trash-men pick it up. Then their truck crushes it and then they take it to the land fill" Teacher "What happens when it sits in the land fill?" Student "Well... I think it just marinates"
September 28 - "You pulled the words right out of my mouth Ms. D"
September 21 - Teacher "Does anyone know what a slogan is?" Student "877-241-Lunaaaaaaa"
September 21 - It keep the students quite my mentor wore a star sticky note, while it was on, the students couldn't talk. During the lesson the sticky note fell off, so the students started talking. "Mrs. B, the reason everyone is talking is because you don't have your star on"
September 7 - "Aye Columbia! It's Aye aye aye in Spanish"
August 31 - The students were able to name their own tables here are the list of table names: Six Eagles, Soaring Eagles, Tiger-sharks, Beyblades, Math Team. Group Two: Red Dragons, German Shepherds, No name table (they couldn't come up with a name), Lil Wayne.
August 31 - Student "Are we going to do math today?" Teacher "Probably not, we're going to do some fun first day of school activities today" Student "Aw man, can we do some fun math activities instead?"
August 31 - When told to make an All About Me bag for homework, "I don't have any bags at home, well I do have bags at home, but they are all being used."
August 26 - "On Monday can I tell you all about how I know multiplication and divison?!?!?!" (Meet your teacher)
August 21 - "Don't make me snap my fingers!"
